Sadly, the other day, I sold my surfboard for cold hard cash. I was happy to buy it, and less happy to sell it, but I just don’t use it enough. The girl I sold it to wanted me to keep it because she thought it was so sad I was selling it. Indeed, twas sad. I still love the ocean, and I’ll probably surf again. But until then, I will probably just get a glorified body board, and play in the waves whenever the opportunity presents itself.